In lieu of actually writing something, here’s some conversations I had earlier in the day, with accompanying cheap Photoshoppery.
 

Conversation #1:

Me: Maybe we should go to the Public Garden this weekend! I hear there’s ducks.

Katt: like the one what got stolen?

Me: Yes! It was found, though.

Katt: whoa! high five!

Me: I didn’t find it, but yeah! I’ll take a five!

Katt: ooh, that’d be extra great if you did find it

Me: I’d hold it up over my head! Doo-doo-do-dooo!

Me: “You found a lost duck!”

Katt: link, coming to save the duck!

Me: Zelda: Lost Ducks.

Katt: The Legend of Duck

Me: I’d play it.

Katt: me too

 
Actually, I think that’s enough for today. I need to go to bed.