Today is a great day, I think, for posting IM excerpts!

Katt: I have a great idea for something that we can’t actually make happen.
Katt: A The Wire spinoff buddy comedy featuring Stringer and Wee-Bey!
Katt: We’d learn about economics and fish.
Me: They’re roommates!
Katt: I was thinking they’d drive around solving crimes? Or causing them, I guess.
Me: yeah, String’s going to school and is very serious, but Wee Bey works at the pet store and has a more relaxed attitude!
Katt: Oh yeah!
Katt: He’s always eating cheese fries and shooting people.
Me: Oh, I thought they’d just try to make in the work-a-day world!
Me: Yeah! He hates it when they run out of potatoes.
Katt: Maybe they move to a new city and get straight.
Me: Like Madison, Wisconsin.
Katt: Why’d you shoot the manager at Arby’s, Bey?
Katt: and he’d shrug and everyone would laugh knowingly.
Katt: Da-da-da-da-dah!
Me: How you gonna not give Bey his Horsey Sauce.
Katt: But Bey, they got them in little packets by the napkins! You coulda just turned around.
Me: [laugh track!]

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